- Zen
Go down to the corner to the bus stop. Have a seat. When a bus comes along with a destination of Enlightenment, get on it.
- Tibetan
Get all your friends together and buy a bus. Paint it gaudy colors and get lots of horns. Drive off together towards Enlightenment.
- Theravadan
Go to the garage. Jump on your old bike. Start pedaling toward Enlightenment.
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